Righting a Wrong due to an Errant Yahoo Search
Thanks to the collision of two different phrases that appeared in posts of mine between the dates of January 1st and January 31st of 2004, a new Visitor arrived at my blog today (since my blog archives are collected in monthly chunks); a person that had entered the search phrase
DICK GREGORY'S GROCERY LIST
into Yahoo's Search Engine.
The collison happened thanks to the appearance of "Dick Gregory" in my post dated January 4th, 2004 and "Grocery List" in the post on January 14th, 2004. Sadly, the unsuspecting searcher arrived here (as my lil' corner of the Internet came up as result #2 out of a possible 510 that Yahoo had amassed) and was surely disappointed to discover that there was no actual entry for DICK GREGORY'S GROCERY LIST here (and, thus, no food items that might appear on one).
Why might someone be looking for something like this?
Well, if memory serves, Dick Gregory is a bit of a Health Food/Weight Loss Guru and I can only suspect that the Searcher is looking to drop a few pounds via his expertise/wisdom. This could even be someone the size of the late Walter Hudson (whom Dick helped out back in the late 80s; Walt shed 600 or some odd pounds thanks to him...but, sadly, gained it all back in short order and passed away...oops) and requires this life-style change immediately.
To make amends for the lack of said list here at TIPTONE PRESENTS (and the possible dire Obesity Situation the Searcher might be Experiencing) I will now provide what I suspect is on one of DG's Grocery Lists. Don't let anyone ever tell you that ol' TIP ain't a helpful sort (maybe I'll even take up the title of Weight Loss Guru if my cobbled together and completely fictional Dick Gregory Grocery List proves to be a Success).
It is with great pride that I now reveal for the very first time at TIPTONE PRESENTS the Long Sought for
DICK GREGORY'S GROCERY LIST
1. 4 Cans of Split Pea/Ham Triangles Soup
2. 1 Crate of Wrinkley Wrichard the Former Plum's Sluice Juice
3. 2 boxes of Fauxtess Faux-Hos
4. Richard Simmon's Pulled Pork Edible Short-Short-Cakes (3 pairs)
5. 5 Cartons of Tennessee Walking Horse Hoof Gelatin (with patented Un-Harshmellows)
6. 2 Gallons of Thin Potato Water-Ade
Good Luck soon to be recovering Fatties/Foodies!!!
T
Thanks to the collision of two different phrases that appeared in posts of mine between the dates of January 1st and January 31st of 2004, a new Visitor arrived at my blog today (since my blog archives are collected in monthly chunks); a person that had entered the search phrase
DICK GREGORY'S GROCERY LIST
into Yahoo's Search Engine.
The collison happened thanks to the appearance of "Dick Gregory" in my post dated January 4th, 2004 and "Grocery List" in the post on January 14th, 2004. Sadly, the unsuspecting searcher arrived here (as my lil' corner of the Internet came up as result #2 out of a possible 510 that Yahoo had amassed) and was surely disappointed to discover that there was no actual entry for DICK GREGORY'S GROCERY LIST here (and, thus, no food items that might appear on one).
Why might someone be looking for something like this?
Well, if memory serves, Dick Gregory is a bit of a Health Food/Weight Loss Guru and I can only suspect that the Searcher is looking to drop a few pounds via his expertise/wisdom. This could even be someone the size of the late Walter Hudson (whom Dick helped out back in the late 80s; Walt shed 600 or some odd pounds thanks to him...but, sadly, gained it all back in short order and passed away...oops) and requires this life-style change immediately.
To make amends for the lack of said list here at TIPTONE PRESENTS (and the possible dire Obesity Situation the Searcher might be Experiencing) I will now provide what I suspect is on one of DG's Grocery Lists. Don't let anyone ever tell you that ol' TIP ain't a helpful sort (maybe I'll even take up the title of Weight Loss Guru if my cobbled together and completely fictional Dick Gregory Grocery List proves to be a Success).
It is with great pride that I now reveal for the very first time at TIPTONE PRESENTS the Long Sought for
DICK GREGORY'S GROCERY LIST
1. 4 Cans of Split Pea/Ham Triangles Soup
2. 1 Crate of Wrinkley Wrichard the Former Plum's Sluice Juice
3. 2 boxes of Fauxtess Faux-Hos
4. Richard Simmon's Pulled Pork Edible Short-Short-Cakes (3 pairs)
5. 5 Cartons of Tennessee Walking Horse Hoof Gelatin (with patented Un-Harshmellows)
6. 2 Gallons of Thin Potato Water-Ade
Good Luck soon to be recovering Fatties/Foodies!!!
T
posted by Tony at 4:37 PM
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