One Response to the Question "How do you Let Your Hair Down after Work?"

To unwind after work it's not an unusual hap'nin' to find your's truly slipping outta muh Work Pants (everyone should have at least one proper pair o' these...if'n your employer is okay with limiting yourself in this way...some major worky-types have Pants Quotas and shit and will Officially 'frown' In Writing which WILL find its way into your personal file, mark my scribbles) and into a loose pair o' easypants (which can be defined as them adult-sized pajama bottoms or even an old pair o' sweats...I'm even okay with them Doctor-ish Scrub things). But the Big Easy-ing of my post-work ritual don't stop there, nosirreeBobbie. Nope. To REALLY get yourself into the right Low -n- Lazy 'tude, I've found that filling the pockets of said relaxin' 'slacks' with a couple hundred pre-sacked marbles really does the trick...might have something to do with weighin' down my Nether Region...a salute to the Gravitational Pull of Mistah Earth and shit. AND these days ya ain't gonna get that hemmin' and hawin' from any of your Tom, Dick, and Harry young 'uns 'bout this sort of Marbles Treatment. No "Pa's got my Prize Winning Aggies in his Layabout Britches" or some such nonsense since playin' with Marbles ain't a thing that even registers on their Playtime Radar...it's all 'bout the Video Games and the Grabass, you know? Thus, no impediment to your choice in relaxin' methodology...which suits me and the pockets in my easypants just fine. It's like bellin' a feline...and you know they loves their sleep. Throw in some Pabst Blue Ribbons and a couple o' Microwave Pot Pies...man...that's livin'

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