Lyin' to the Kids...Again

To whom it may concern,

I am deeply worried for your children, Mister Guy-at-the-Candy-Shop. I happened to overhear your explanation to the young ones as to where M&Ms come from and, if I may be honest, do you really think for a moment that they believe your claims that these particular candies are, as you put it, "harvested from the Gall Bladder and Kidneys of the Wonka Family's Black Sheep(Dark Chocolate?) son, Milquedud?"

Really...who do you think you're fooling?

T