Anagrams

Haven't done any anagrams of my name recently...here they be and some short explanatory blurbage after each:

Ropy O'Mental
An Irish Hippy alias I'll consider for next Saint Patrick's Day

Proto Manley
Possible new term for Neanderthal

Torn Maypole
Will bring tears to Russian Children on May 1st

Lamprey Toon
Who doesn't like animated sea life (aside from landlubbers and Communists)?

Mealy Proton
Dog-earred on the sub-atomic level

Ornately Mop
This former Janitor's pride

Moot Plenary
Wholly irrevelant

Planet Roomy
Sounds like a website for Foodies

Moor Penalty
Moor Aplenty
Well...I was raised by a Sicilian Father...

Parole Monty
A sexy dance will get me out of the clink

Moony Alpert
The name I might take if joining a particular cult; "Say...nice robes and Top-Knot ya got there, Moony."

Tapley Moron
A post-humous nickname acquired by those that die due to unchecked Tape Worm activity in one's gastro-intestinal system

Earl Toponym
A nobleman of geographic names...but no actual land itself, dammit

Loony Tamper
I repress any and all nutbags encountered

Tyre Lampoon
I've been known to make light of the British and there choice in spelling Tire

Matronly Poe
Ma's missin' an ear AGAIN

Loam Entropy
Even dirt'll break down if ya give it enough time

Playroom Net
One manner in which adults can wrangle the rampaging youth

Mortal Peony
The limited life-span of a specific garden plant

Malty Operon
A potential explanation of specific genetic material I might come up with if I worked for the Human Genome Project

Remy Platoon
My infamous commando unit more reknowned for their alcoholic escapades than anything that could truly be deemed 'heroic'

Aptly Monroe
For use when comparing someone's actions to those of Jim Bullock

Tampon Leroy
A parody of Mustang Sally that doesn't get the airplay it deserves

Looney Tramp
Favored Homeless Folk mindset

Motley Apron
Purchased at the Theater of Pain concert back in the 80s...now used as an oil rag

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