My favorite Moment from Last Night's OSCARS

The movie adaptation of Jane Austen's PRIDE AND PREJUDICE was nominated for several Oscars last night.

Me (sarcastically with a slight lilting quality to my voice after yet another mention of PAP): I LOVE Jane Austen!

The Non-Springsteen Boss (Grape-enabled): You've never read any Jane Austen.

Me (heh...the game is afoot): Sure I have.

TNSB: Name a Jane Austen book other than PRIDE AND PREJUDICE.

Me: ...

TNSB: See? You haven't!

Me: Do Books on Tape count?

TNSB: It doesn't matter. Name another Jane Austen book!

Me (dramatic pause accompanied with inner-sniggering): Logan's Run?



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