Beyond SHOCK THE MONKEY: Part Two
As I noted earlier (see February 24th Entry):
Many years ago Peter Gabriel begged us, the listening public, lyrically to SHOCK THE MONKEY TO LIFE. For those of us who found this sentiment right up our Pro-Monkey Alleys (not a euphemism), twas a fine tune with words we could really get behind (in a manner of speaking). I mean...it's really sad to see a dead monkey...only a heartless anti-simian jackass would want to leave 'em expired, correct?
As it turns out there are other musical artists out there with their own distinct Monkey plans; plans of which I've only just uncovered (i.e. made up).
On to Part Two:
Art Garfunkel: Monkey Pelt Hair Replacement
Intimidated by the luscious fro-locks of his loin-spawn (see above), He-That-Is-Funkel recalled the words to an unreleased Simon and Garfunkel song (as penned by the equally hair-challenged Paul) that claimed, "the Monkey Do, the Monkey See, yet you rarely see a Do-less Monkey...sha la la," and immediately set out upon the path of acquiring one from which to harvest a scalp. Sadly, after an intensive sixteen hour procedure, it was soon discovered that his remaining curls had a strong anti-Monkey agenda and aggressively rejected the donor tresses (it has long been rumored that the rejection was so strong that the hair itself is still in a low geosynchronous orbit over New York City).
T
As I noted earlier (see February 24th Entry):
Many years ago Peter Gabriel begged us, the listening public, lyrically to SHOCK THE MONKEY TO LIFE. For those of us who found this sentiment right up our Pro-Monkey Alleys (not a euphemism), twas a fine tune with words we could really get behind (in a manner of speaking). I mean...it's really sad to see a dead monkey...only a heartless anti-simian jackass would want to leave 'em expired, correct?
As it turns out there are other musical artists out there with their own distinct Monkey plans; plans of which I've only just uncovered (i.e. made up).
On to Part Two:
Art Garfunkel: Monkey Pelt Hair Replacement
Intimidated by the luscious fro-locks of his loin-spawn (see above), He-That-Is-Funkel recalled the words to an unreleased Simon and Garfunkel song (as penned by the equally hair-challenged Paul) that claimed, "the Monkey Do, the Monkey See, yet you rarely see a Do-less Monkey...sha la la," and immediately set out upon the path of acquiring one from which to harvest a scalp. Sadly, after an intensive sixteen hour procedure, it was soon discovered that his remaining curls had a strong anti-Monkey agenda and aggressively rejected the donor tresses (it has long been rumored that the rejection was so strong that the hair itself is still in a low geosynchronous orbit over New York City).
T
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