Television Show Series Finale that Should Have Been...but Wasn't, Dammit

The Six Million Dollar Man

Steve Austin is finally at his wit's end with all the damn encounters/skirmishes with Sasquatch (as portrayed by the late Andre the Giant). These hostile feelings of his towards the Bionic Bigfoot--coupled with the more amorous ones for his mechanically-enhanced female counterpart, Jamie Sommers-- leads him to a Final Solution...kill the wooly 'droid and--taking advantage of Oscar Goldman's OSI connections throughout the world-- bringing the 'Quatch pelt to a reputable furrier for the construction of a lovely stole and muffler ensemble with which to woo the Bionic Woman with. Show wraps (heh) with a lovely wedding ceremony and promised of eternal bliss betwixt the two.

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