Tuesday, January 03, 2006

A Disagreement

"Listen...It AIN'T right lettin' an animal get his lips all over a good corn cob pipe. In some communities that'd be be just like pissin' onna fella's hammock."

"He got lips?"

"The skin area encirclin' the oral hole of any mammelian type creature can be referenced as LIPS...at least that's what my 10th Grade Biology teacher taught us."

"What? Mister Van Der Scoop? He was a damn drunk."

"Sure...a damn drunk genius that knew a thing or three 'bout animal lips and pipes."

T

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