Monday, March 07, 2005

An Example of when to question the veracity of statements made about Snack Food Creators

"Man O man, you'll be getting more action than the fellow that gave the world the deliciousness that are Frito's. Maybe not as much as the Fiddle Faddle brothers--cuz they got ALL the tail-- nor the variety and magnitude of the sexual exploits of Jorge Dorito, but you'll do okay for yourself. Let's say it'll be somewhere 'twixt the Frito guy and the Doo Dad family just to be safe. The Funyon Brothers and Tobias Pringle don't even warrant mention according to my research into their sexcapades; the former were castrati and the latter died before his snack food was marketed...some sort of fatal 'spud' mishap in his kitchen lab."

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