Why my Father could be considered the YODA of the Janitorial Set

"Ya gotstah get a good two-handed clutch onna plunger if'n ya wanna prop'lee clear out a stuffed up terlit...one-handed ain't gonna getcha nowhere...doublin' up on yer grip like dat is like droppin' a dwarf with a trowel in the bowl...it'll knock that shit loose like there's a lil' bastard diggin' away in dere."

T
(Padawan)