An ogler's move as inspired by a famous seafarer of yore

Approach female

If bedecked in earrings comment on their 'stunningness' while reaching for one of them

Female's eyes will track the motion of your hand towards their lobe decor; at this point sneak a glance at her bosom

With her head now turning either left or right (depending on your initial choice in ears) encourage a full 360 degree turn by requesting a look at the opposite earring; with rotation underway, steal a lingering peep of her trunk

If you are busted in your lecherous leering prior to the completion of her 'round-the-worlding' CONGRATS! You, just like Magellan, are dead before circumnavigating the 'globe'

See, kids, History can be fun.

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