Other 'Weaponry' considered by the J. Geils Band in early drafts for the song that would eventually become FLAMETHROWER

Molotov Chamberpot
Rubberband Laser (later co-opted by Klaus Nomi)
Jawbone of an Ass
Glockenspiel filled with Buckshot
Blunderbuss
Robot Conquistador
Knuckleduster
Cinderblock
Bologna Ballista
Leaden Unicorn
Flashpaper Frock
Sherman Tank
Vorpal Marital Aid

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