A Sure Sign you MAY Need to see an Eye Doctor

An exchange from last night between myself and a friend (who shall remain nameless):

Nameless Friend: Hey, look! That's ABBA on the television.
Me (looks up at one of the bar's numerous tv's): Uhm, that's not ABBA, dude...that's the Oakridge Boys.
NF: Are you sure?
Me: You really need to get some cheaters.

Mistaking the Oakridge Boys for ABBA is like misidentifying Joe Cocker for Ashley Simpson or even Meatloaf for Clay Aiken. When something like this happens one should immediately schedule a date with your Peepers Examiner.

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