I Went to School with a Kid Named _________: Part Four


I went to school with a kid named Leaf Rearmed (pronounced Ree-Urmed). His father was a Poor Man's Dian Fossey and reeked of Ape-Digested twigs and his mother was a Panda Suit tailor with a taste for Thrillwaukian Scat Humor and writing fan-fiction 'back stories' for her massive collection of Precious Moments figurines.

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