Another Tribute to my Not Death on the 35-W Bridge Collapse
Courtesy of Cth
Tis a tragic tale.
Despite having a severe allergic reaction to blocks of concrete, he was inevitably drawn towards them like a moth to a flame. Psychologists theorize it had something to with watching early Flintstones cartoons back in the early 70s. It appears he identified with Fred's 5 o'clock shadow so much, even at the tender age of 5, that he modelled his life after Fred.
His known proclivity towards red heads, culminating in a drunken stupor one night in college where he kept yelling out "WILMA! BAM! BAM! BAM!" in the throes of passion.
His love of bowling..
Rumor has it that TIP would hang around rock quarries in the hopes of being hired on as a dinosaur lift operator, only to have his hopes dashed each time.
Friends said that when you were with TIP, you'd have a gay old time.
He'll be missed.
Courtesy of Cth
Tis a tragic tale.
Despite having a severe allergic reaction to blocks of concrete, he was inevitably drawn towards them like a moth to a flame. Psychologists theorize it had something to with watching early Flintstones cartoons back in the early 70s. It appears he identified with Fred's 5 o'clock shadow so much, even at the tender age of 5, that he modelled his life after Fred.
His known proclivity towards red heads, culminating in a drunken stupor one night in college where he kept yelling out "WILMA! BAM! BAM! BAM!" in the throes of passion.
His love of bowling..
Rumor has it that TIP would hang around rock quarries in the hopes of being hired on as a dinosaur lift operator, only to have his hopes dashed each time.
Friends said that when you were with TIP, you'd have a gay old time.
He'll be missed.
posted by Tony at 11:44 AM
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