The Potential Birth of an Urban Legend
Setting: Cost Cutters.
Participants: The lovely Stephanie (the stylist) and TIP (sporting a Fro-esque mop desperately in need of a paring down)
S: ...has a friend that is a nurse at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles; y'know, the hospital all the celebrities go to. The nurses there actually get tips from the patients. This gal got 150 bucks from one.
T: Wow. Can you imagine some of the stories they could tell? Something like "I had my whole FIST in Jack Klugman's throat. After the procedure he was so grateful he gave me a roll of nickels."
S: Ha ha ha!
T: Klugman Nickels! Hell, they could trach the guy and turn him into a cyborg change dispenser. Certainly would simplify the gratuity process.
Other Customers eye us with an aura of disgust swirling like a cloud about their respective well-coifed domes.
T
Setting: Cost Cutters.
Participants: The lovely Stephanie (the stylist) and TIP (sporting a Fro-esque mop desperately in need of a paring down)
S: ...has a friend that is a nurse at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles; y'know, the hospital all the celebrities go to. The nurses there actually get tips from the patients. This gal got 150 bucks from one.
T: Wow. Can you imagine some of the stories they could tell? Something like "I had my whole FIST in Jack Klugman's throat. After the procedure he was so grateful he gave me a roll of nickels."
S: Ha ha ha!
T: Klugman Nickels! Hell, they could trach the guy and turn him into a cyborg change dispenser. Certainly would simplify the gratuity process.
Other Customers eye us with an aura of disgust swirling like a cloud about their respective well-coifed domes.
T
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