Be Wary of your Piss Lean
A Cautionary Tale from Earlier Today
I'm in the hopper at work taking a twizzle. There's another fellow a few urinals down doing the same (presumably). The Golden Sounds of Tinklebelling jingle-jangle throughout the Bathroom.
Suddenly, the other fellow starts screaming. This cuts off my stream. His screams are followed by loud NO NO NO NO NO NOs. He sees me looking at him and relates his dilemma.
Long story short:
While leaning into the urinal his cellphone unclipped from his belt and fell into the wee-wee basin. He'd been pissing all over it during his entire pit stop.
T
A Cautionary Tale from Earlier Today
I'm in the hopper at work taking a twizzle. There's another fellow a few urinals down doing the same (presumably). The Golden Sounds of Tinklebelling jingle-jangle throughout the Bathroom.
Suddenly, the other fellow starts screaming. This cuts off my stream. His screams are followed by loud NO NO NO NO NO NOs. He sees me looking at him and relates his dilemma.
Long story short:
While leaning into the urinal his cellphone unclipped from his belt and fell into the wee-wee basin. He'd been pissing all over it during his entire pit stop.
T
posted by Tony at 5:30 PM
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