The Ghost of Victor French Haunts us All

Conversation that just happened here at work

Cow-orker: How are you doing?

Me: Tired. The english bulldog woke me up this morning; he was trying to eat my ear off.

C-o: Heh. Hopefully you didn't dream it was someone else doing it. Heh.

Me: Hmm. That would explain the appearance of Mr. Edwards from LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE...

C-o: (confused...leaves)

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