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"...he smells a lot like REO Speedwagon and Ben Gay."
"I get where your nose is spending it's time inhaling, man. I mean, I'd require an analgesic cream rub-down muhself after spending the better part of 30 odd years trying to Keep On Loving You and shit. Imagine the chaffing alone in that endeavor...I swear muh thighs are shuddering jez thinkin' 'bout it. S'pose that's also why they conceded the battle since they Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore...the feeling is probably deep tissue bruising and impacted genitals."
"I wasn't talking about the BAND and the genesis of some of their hits...I was talking about this dude that smells like what I'd imagine the Collective Stink of REO would be combined with Ben Gay."
"What the fuck would 70s Rock Gods smell like? A carton of eggs left under the backseat of a Chevelle?
"Right...but with the slightest Tinge of medicinal cream smeared liberally in the dank recesses of some random guy's armpits, y'know?"
"Wait...who eats eggs in their car? Especially with lubed up pits? I'd imagine the slicked up nature of one's underarms would lead to a LOT of dropped eggs."
"That's probably what led to his particular aroma. Ill-Aimed Egg Consumption with musical accompaniment suppled by REO. You could probably argue that their tunes inspire one to smell bad."
"I'd theorize that putting the eggs in your earholes might stave off this unwanted aurally-invoked smellage, whether you're in a car or not."
T
"...he smells a lot like REO Speedwagon and Ben Gay."
"I get where your nose is spending it's time inhaling, man. I mean, I'd require an analgesic cream rub-down muhself after spending the better part of 30 odd years trying to Keep On Loving You and shit. Imagine the chaffing alone in that endeavor...I swear muh thighs are shuddering jez thinkin' 'bout it. S'pose that's also why they conceded the battle since they Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore...the feeling is probably deep tissue bruising and impacted genitals."
"I wasn't talking about the BAND and the genesis of some of their hits...I was talking about this dude that smells like what I'd imagine the Collective Stink of REO would be combined with Ben Gay."
"What the fuck would 70s Rock Gods smell like? A carton of eggs left under the backseat of a Chevelle?
"Right...but with the slightest Tinge of medicinal cream smeared liberally in the dank recesses of some random guy's armpits, y'know?"
"Wait...who eats eggs in their car? Especially with lubed up pits? I'd imagine the slicked up nature of one's underarms would lead to a LOT of dropped eggs."
"That's probably what led to his particular aroma. Ill-Aimed Egg Consumption with musical accompaniment suppled by REO. You could probably argue that their tunes inspire one to smell bad."
"I'd theorize that putting the eggs in your earholes might stave off this unwanted aurally-invoked smellage, whether you're in a car or not."
T
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