Recent Entries in Pop Culture Prevarications
as proclaimed by this writer

"Jerry Garcia's missing middle finger was actually bitten off by an up and coming Ozzy Osbourne; the Biting a Bat's Head Off Story was concocted to cover-up the scandal and adding an air of Horror to his image...and not cannibalism which might not have proved as popular to the music buying public."

"The final episode of SANFORD AND SON finally revealed to the world/television viewing audience the series long mystery of the Contents of Aunt Esther's Purse; namely, the very soul of Lamont Sanford (Demond Wilson) trapped within an old bottle of Tahitian Treat."

"It is rumored that the Blues Traveller lead singer dude is now off his diet and has turned his harmonica into a slurried meat straw due largely in part to his seeing a live performance of Meatloaf's GRAVY ON D-MINOR TATERS AND LIQUIFIED BEEF."


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