The Late William Conrad on Delicious Weaponry
"I know what you're *pant* thinking. "Did he eat six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all *urp* this esurience I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most *burf* Ambrosial Chocolate Handgun in the world, and would sate a smaller *flurgh* human's appetite right off, you've got to ask your *hlurb* digestive gibbosity a question: Do I feel peckish? Well, do ya, Glutton?"
"I know what you're *pant* thinking. "Did he eat six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all *urp* this esurience I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most *burf* Ambrosial Chocolate Handgun in the world, and would sate a smaller *flurgh* human's appetite right off, you've got to ask your *hlurb* digestive gibbosity a question: Do I feel peckish? Well, do ya, Glutton?"
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