I am Not your Luau
Hiding Pop Tarts in one's hip pockets will NOT cook/bake/toast said Breakfast Items in a manner akin to burying a Pig in the Ground prior to a Luau, my ambient 'ass-heat' be damned. So whichever of you Oddball Prankster(s) with Questionable Palates can Stop Secreting them in there any ol' time. I don't care if this was written up in Redbook Or if fucking Heloise herself said it makes for a Delightful AM Nosh...my Derriere is No Man/Woman's Oven.
Get it?
T
Hiding Pop Tarts in one's hip pockets will NOT cook/bake/toast said Breakfast Items in a manner akin to burying a Pig in the Ground prior to a Luau, my ambient 'ass-heat' be damned. So whichever of you Oddball Prankster(s) with Questionable Palates can Stop Secreting them in there any ol' time. I don't care if this was written up in Redbook Or if fucking Heloise herself said it makes for a Delightful AM Nosh...my Derriere is No Man/Woman's Oven.
Get it?
T
posted by Tony at 4:33 PM
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