Quotes from Last Night caused by the Winter Olympics Opening Ceremonies

"Oh my GOD!!! Is that Peter Gabriel in a doo-rag?!?"

It wasn't.

"Pavarotti's clutching his Confidence Rag, as usual...but what the fuck is going on with his eyebrows?!?"

Luciano's ever-present sweat rag (rechristened 'Condifence Rag' in homage to Linus' Security Blanket) is always charming but it was more than obvious that this famous tenor had Grecian Formula-d his beard and painted on his brows.

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