My favorite Bit from today's St. Paul Pioneer Press
How DARE you ask the Age of an Elderly Woman trying to get her faux-Drunk on!!!
Tainted: To the Shoreview Target and the state of Minnesota for asking a 72-year-old gray-haired woman her birth date when she went to purchase a four-pack of strawberry daiquiri beverage. I refused to give my birth date and, therefore, I saved $2.99 and Target got to keep the beverage. The store has gone too far.
Take it easy, Grammy. Next time settle for a jug of Listerine and a loaf of Wonder Bread. Strain the former through the latter for your booze-ish desires and, I promise you, you'll never get 'carded.'
T
How DARE you ask the Age of an Elderly Woman trying to get her faux-Drunk on!!!
Tainted: To the Shoreview Target and the state of Minnesota for asking a 72-year-old gray-haired woman her birth date when she went to purchase a four-pack of strawberry daiquiri beverage. I refused to give my birth date and, therefore, I saved $2.99 and Target got to keep the beverage. The store has gone too far.
Take it easy, Grammy. Next time settle for a jug of Listerine and a loaf of Wonder Bread. Strain the former through the latter for your booze-ish desires and, I promise you, you'll never get 'carded.'
T
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