An excerpt from the notes on my current TIP Labs experiment

It was discovered that if one finds oneself playing Neil Diamond's HOT AUGUST NIGHT (on vinyl) in the latter hours of the morning that one will soon find one's significant other clutching a sizable turkey drumstick in his/her right hand, masticating diligently whilst reading the morning papers.

Cause and effect?

Indeed.

It has been theorized/bandied about the lab since this occurence that HOT AUGUST NIGHT could very well, in fact, be encoded with POULTRY SORCERY (uncertain at this point if this was Neil's intention all along or some other member of the recording industry with a stake in market) which encourages the unsuspecting listerner to seek out/consume the most readily available bird meat source.

More to come as soon as a Turkey Industry wizard can be summoned.

T