One Faux-Response to the Question "Why doesn't Jean Michel Jarre have more Live Albums available?" or HOW URBAN LEGENDS Begin:
"Okay, so I caught wind about a rather tasty Jarre rumor floating around (first learned when I 'accidentally' overheard two strangers awkwardly groping one another in a lavatory stall...as it turns out some folk find 'Jarre-Speak' to be the frosting on the foreplay cake, if you catch my drift); word has it that one reason that Jean Michel is having such trouble getting his live material released to a wide audience is the fact that he pulled out of Supergroup project that would have found him in cahoots with the likes of Zoogs Rift, Zodiac Mindwarp, and Carol Channing. It was planned that they'd tour under the moniker 'The Four Housewives of the A-Puckered-Lips' but sadly, after Jarre noted the projected set list (including a 30 minute laser space harp rendition of BIG BAD LEROY BROWN) he knew it was not a project he could immerse himself in and withdrew himself from consideration. This left a bad taste in some Record Executives' mouths (one noted that it had an aftertaste akin to 'torched Mentos soaked in Sweet and Sour sauce') and, thus, the 'embargo' on Jarre live recordings.
Glad to help clear that up.
Long my the Jarre Flag fly."
T
"Okay, so I caught wind about a rather tasty Jarre rumor floating around (first learned when I 'accidentally' overheard two strangers awkwardly groping one another in a lavatory stall...as it turns out some folk find 'Jarre-Speak' to be the frosting on the foreplay cake, if you catch my drift); word has it that one reason that Jean Michel is having such trouble getting his live material released to a wide audience is the fact that he pulled out of Supergroup project that would have found him in cahoots with the likes of Zoogs Rift, Zodiac Mindwarp, and Carol Channing. It was planned that they'd tour under the moniker 'The Four Housewives of the A-Puckered-Lips' but sadly, after Jarre noted the projected set list (including a 30 minute laser space harp rendition of BIG BAD LEROY BROWN) he knew it was not a project he could immerse himself in and withdrew himself from consideration. This left a bad taste in some Record Executives' mouths (one noted that it had an aftertaste akin to 'torched Mentos soaked in Sweet and Sour sauce') and, thus, the 'embargo' on Jarre live recordings.
Glad to help clear that up.
Long my the Jarre Flag fly."
T
posted by Tony at 2:50 PM
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Somedays Jarre just feels like pushing all the buttons on his gold plated, heavy duty, self cleaning, mud flap girls in the back, monkey tronic, dice up front shat cannon
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