Mistaken Identity
Guy at bar (GAB): Hey, man...I didn't even recognize you.
Me (I've never seen this man in my life): Oh?
GAB: Yeah, the last time I saw you here I thought you were a doctor or something.
Me (haven't been at this particular bar in ten years): Ah.
GAB: So what's your name again?
Me (extending hand for polite shake): Steve. I'm Doctor Steve.
GAB: Kevin. Pleased to meet you again, Steve. Can I ask you a medical question?
Me (fuck): Sure, go ahead.
GAB: I got a rash or something on my chest; can I show it to you?
Me: I'm off the clock
(he lifts shirt anyway)
GAB (pointing at his chest): See?
Me (fuck): Well, it's not my area of expertise but I think that's a case of superfluous nipplage.
GAB (shocked): What?!?
Me (ha): Meaning that's a flock of extra nipples, Kevin.
GAB: Oh my God.
Me: You may want to contact a dermatologist.
GAB: Do you know any?
Me: Contact me at the Aspen Clinic...ask for Doctor Steve...I'll check my rolodex and get you in touch with this guy I know.
GAB: Thanks!!!
Me: Sure. Well, I got to run.
T
Guy at bar (GAB): Hey, man...I didn't even recognize you.
Me (I've never seen this man in my life): Oh?
GAB: Yeah, the last time I saw you here I thought you were a doctor or something.
Me (haven't been at this particular bar in ten years): Ah.
GAB: So what's your name again?
Me (extending hand for polite shake): Steve. I'm Doctor Steve.
GAB: Kevin. Pleased to meet you again, Steve. Can I ask you a medical question?
Me (fuck): Sure, go ahead.
GAB: I got a rash or something on my chest; can I show it to you?
Me: I'm off the clock
(he lifts shirt anyway)
GAB (pointing at his chest): See?
Me (fuck): Well, it's not my area of expertise but I think that's a case of superfluous nipplage.
GAB (shocked): What?!?
Me (ha): Meaning that's a flock of extra nipples, Kevin.
GAB: Oh my God.
Me: You may want to contact a dermatologist.
GAB: Do you know any?
Me: Contact me at the Aspen Clinic...ask for Doctor Steve...I'll check my rolodex and get you in touch with this guy I know.
GAB: Thanks!!!
Me: Sure. Well, I got to run.
T
posted by Tony at 1:04 PM
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