TLPHOLG: Inspirational Accoutrements

Right out of the stargate I have tah say that tampering with another man's kite is unforgivable...it's like intentionally giving an STD to someone's stevedore via a tainted feather boa or--I dunno--wearing a silly hat in the tub while singing along to a third generation bootleg copy of Arlo Guthrie's folky renditions of Andrew Lloyd Weber's 'Jesse Crisco, Soup or Star,' or some such shit. And hanging a string of link sausages off of it...I mean...c'mon!!!