LPHOLG: Too Much TVLand

Look, I'm pretty damn sure you must have read the credits wrong; the theme song to TV's M.A.S.H was "Suicide is Painless" and NOT "Suicide is PANTSLESS." While I agree that there's a good possibility that Trapper, Hawkeye, BJ, and so on went sans trousers under their robes during filming that's not a strong enough argument to convince me otherwise. Sure, yes...Jamie Farr WAS pantsless on most of the episodes...wll you please SHUT UP!!!