Actual Jottings found on Post-It Notes piled next to my Computer at Home

Believe it or not, I sometimes actually take notes on funny phrases or dumb-ass ideas or whatever for this not-so-very-often-visited blog (note to self...I SUCK!!!) and plan on fleshing them out for an entry here. What follows are just as the post title indicates...some make absolutely no sense to me now either.


Rejected Pope Name: Popeye/Pope-ye, Ron Mexico

Best Job in Religion: Vatican Chimney Guy

When the going get peckish, the famished make booya

Smurfs that were exiled from Smurf Village

Recent Quized I refused to take: What's your viscosity?

Holistic Cutlery

Wookie Commentary of the DVD releases of the Star Wars films...good idea?

"I'm sorry about the dogs in skirts bookmarks I glued to your toaster..."

New Gambling superstitions: Letting a vagrant 'stew' your crap dice in his pockets

Bad Ideas in Personalized License Plates: i8LADS

Bad Mindreaders: "Your dog needs...needs...his own rake."

T. Rex's 'Telegram Sam' Whatever happened to those guys he sang about?

The Penguin Oracle: Ask Pengy

Father's Illicit Icelandic Porn Collection/Bjorkin' Off

What's in your crawlspace? Plastic Feet, Girl Scouts, Life-Sized Precious Moments figures, hobbit costume, et cetera

Legendary Battles: Paul Bunyon versus the Yeti

Ape Justice Jersey

"I've got a sneakin' feeling that someone's talking shit about my gallbladder...like I've got a Spider Sense or something."

Waterlogged Fruit: The Ballad of...

Why's the Abacus sticky?

Dear Aunt Grenky needs a carton of smokes...

"I won't use your hubcap bowl..."

Why do you smell like swine?

"Whatcha eating? I ask cuz it reminds me of this job I had at a tannery."

Tusken Raider poetry?

Hitchin' up your 'cool pants'

Sophocles Cockels...Sop-Hockels...

"If my name were Consuela, I'd dance around a hat; if my name was Hogarth..."

New Fangled Sex Move: The moaning Zombie




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