Today's Lesson from the Bible
In light of the Cards being squirrelled away (Conclaved) working on their selection for the next Holy Pappy, I thought it'd be appropos if we delved into the Bible and share some (humorous) learnin' with y'all.
So, to begin, I give you Deuteronomy 23:1 (via the King James version)
"He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord."
Translated:
Genitals crushed?
Sans John Thomas?
No Heaven for you!
Who knew that one's naughty bits were actual keys to the Pearly Gates (ooo...euphemistic!!!)?
Warn your castrati pals!
T
In light of the Cards being squirrelled away (Conclaved) working on their selection for the next Holy Pappy, I thought it'd be appropos if we delved into the Bible and share some (humorous) learnin' with y'all.
So, to begin, I give you Deuteronomy 23:1 (via the King James version)
"He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord."
Translated:
Genitals crushed?
Sans John Thomas?
No Heaven for you!
Who knew that one's naughty bits were actual keys to the Pearly Gates (ooo...euphemistic!!!)?
Warn your castrati pals!
T
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