Monday, April 18, 2005

Today's Lesson from the Bible

In light of the Cards being squirrelled away (Conclaved) working on their selection for the next Holy Pappy, I thought it'd be appropos if we delved into the Bible and share some (humorous) learnin' with y'all.

So, to begin, I give you Deuteronomy 23:1 (via the King James version)

"He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord."


Genitals crushed?
Sans John Thomas?

No Heaven for you!

Who knew that one's naughty bits were actual keys to the Pearly Gates (ooo...euphemistic!!!)?
Warn your castrati pals!



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