I WANT MY MTV

I've noticed that the press keeps mentioning the musical tastes of the punkass that recently went on a shooting spree at a school on the Red Lake reservation (Marilyn Manson in this case). In fact, this seems to only happen when younglings are involved in some criminal act; as if the music they prefer is a foreshadowing of their impending acts of evil. If that were the case (and I certainly do not believe for one minute that music influences these nut bags to go on, say, murderous rampages...these kids already have something wrong with them and don't need the 'assist' as it were) then, dammit, I want all future crime reporting to contain the favorite bands/recording artists of each and every criminal/alleged criminal broadcast. It'd be interesting to see something along the lines of:

'Area Man Charged in Lobster Shack Heist, loved Anne Murray and Rammstein'

'Noted Crime Boss and T'pau enthusiast, Fredrick Tinderlobes, found Impaled on Decorative Lawn Fork'

'Edwin Chudwisk, reknowned Kingpin of the Southside Sausage Banditos, arrested peacefully at his home in connection with Weiner-Laundering Plot; arriving at the scene, police took note to the haunting strains of Phil Collins' NO JACKET REQUIRED playing over PA system.'

'Titty Twister spree at local Bingo Hall instigated by Elderly Gary Glitter afficianado'

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