The Breakfast of Champions: Non-Vonnegut-Style

Lemme assure you about something there, Eunice--and I should know since I'm considered a bit of a Breakfast Food Czar by the cats down at the bait shop in the off-season-- "Poached Eggs" aren't "poached" in the sense of "poaching" a wild animal and I know for certain there ain't no such thing as "Pooched Eggs," dig? What the Hell would "Pooched Eggs" be? Something passed through the dog and served with toast and bacon?

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