Stain Log for September 10th, 2003 (as of 4:52 PM)

Black Ink Blots (2) along right forearm due to resting said appendage on top of ill-placed pen.

Coffee splashes (5) along inner thigh regions of slacks caused by collision with the corner of my desk.

Chilito Sauce Splat Pattern (8) down the front of my shirt derived from over-zealous 'first bite' of Mexican Fast Food Item.