Post-Restroom-Visit Conversation Excerpt

'I'm telling ya, Mike, it scared the shit out of me (no pun, ya wise guy). I don't know WHAT the fellow had for lunch but it sure as hell sounded like he was landing a friggin' time machine in the stall next to me. That's right...you know what I'm talking about...Tardis Noises. Sure as heck can't be a good thing and startled me something fierce. S'pected a robot dog to appear out thin air and sniff my damn behind I was so worked up.'

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