Thursday, September 18, 2003

Southern Swing

'I wuz thinkin' 'bout takin' a road trip to Georgia next year.'

'If ya does, you should think 'bout visitin' the grave of Jerry Blackwell--Georgia's Greatest Export and the AWA's only Stone Mountain Georgian (or GORGE-ian, dependin' on who's bending yer ear). His tomb is a big tourist attraction down there and draw folk from around the least, wrasslin' fans from around the world.'

'Yeah...I think I read sumpin' 'bout that recently. Is it true he wuz buried in his leotard?'

'Tain't a's a SINGLET!!!'

'Fine...fine...whatever it wuz it shore was big enough to double as a burial shroud for that fellow.'

'Watch yer mouth! I still have fond memories of his patented Samoan Drop!!!'

(he was never the REAL Crusher)


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