Weekend Morning Coffee Dilemma

Do you drink the coffee called 'Woods and Water' if it is the only java in the house or would you be put off by the name?

What sort of flavor is implied by 'Woods and Water'?

'A lush blend of arboreal debris with a brackish pond aftertaste suitable for any post-Voyagueristic activities. Pull up a log and soak your taste buds in this unique beverage experience.'

From the folk that brought you 'Dugout Sluice' and 'Dutch Elm Delight'.

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