Happy Holidays!

Cow-Orker: Is your Christmas Tree up?

TIP: Yeah. Although I've never really been a fan of them.

Cow-Orker: Why's that?

TIP: Y'see, when I was a kid I used to think that Christmas Trees topped with Decorative Angels looked a lot like the Angel was shitting a torrent of needley green poop. Never got over the image. Don't want a Shit Pylon in my living room with an Angel Astride it, you know?

Cow-Orker: ...

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