TIPtone's Lost and Found Sign for Today

Now hanging on Work's Bulletin Board

FOUND: A pants button upon the floor of the First Floor Men's Room Handicap Stall

If you're a gentleman that's just now noticed he's in possession of very loose slacks on the cusp of kissing the ground please contact Tony with CFA. I know a good seamstress (local) that will be able to cure your Projected Work Place Indecency.