Potential Band Names or Album/Song Titles Inspired by Two of Today's News Items

Meat Harvest
(270,000 Deer killed in Minnesota Last Year)

Suspicious Lesions
(All Minnesota High School Wrasslin' shut down for 8 days due to delightful outbreak of Herpes Gladiatorum)

Off to write some lyrics.

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Come to think of it...Wrasslin' is a lot LIKE a controlled and refereed Meat Harvest. P'raps the two phrases can find a home in a suitable ditty to be composed forthwith?

We shall see.

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