Wrasslin' Move Gone Awry

*Big John Stud-esque Heart Punch that converts into an overly long Awkward Hug, Dinner, a Night Cap, a Viscous Roll in an industrial-sized laundry basket, and one really confused owner of formerly 'unstarched' pants files complaint against laundrymat*

Rinse
Repeat
For the title

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