Sad but Untrue...

Left arm flailing and launching his binoculars, right arm reaching sternum-ward, and the taint seam of his Strolling Trousers going taut with the vaporous outpouring of Toot Gas, Otis Smegballer, founder of Horst County's first Audobon Society and self-proclaimed discoverer of the Taupe-Winged Barkplooker, fell earthward...very much like Myth's Icarus but with far less melty wing action and more due to an unfortunate encounter with buckshot from the muzzle of Jasper Clapyerlaps, a hunter one copse over with apparently very poor eyesight OR an agenda against Bird Watchers.

The crowd of onlookers stepped back from the impromptu breakdancing showdown when Cody "the Flesh Prince of Smells Air" Lester, after a mildly undazzling headspin attempt, begin stammering incoherently in a manner most un-Rappish. It was later determined that he was not flaunting his Flo' Skillz but channeling the former occupant of the box his cardboard mat had been acquired from; namely the late Hobo King, Iago "Talks with Fridges" Loggerjamonwheat.

And how was your day?

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