Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Suggest Sound Effects for the Following: Part One

A CPA utilizing your W-2s as a rag/squeegee combination for the errant (and spectacularly viscous) Chef Boy-R-Dee Ravioli (with manaully added sliced weiners) explosion on the front of his pleated slacks.

Widow Frulckmeier's Mail Slot being 'violated' (her words) with an unsolicited (and 'un-lubed'...again, per the Spinster) mailing tube containing a Jefferson Airplane black light poster CLEARLY labeled for her neighbor, young scenester and faux-Hippy-up-and-comer Timothy Frullman, age 17.

The various fluids of a Peeping Tom soaking his/her collar, socks, pants, and favored shrubbery of concealment.

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