Say Wha Wha?

We take a break from your Regularly Scheduled Hypothetical Question to bring you this Misheard* Moment.

She said:

"I didn't mean to cause a scene."

TIP heard:

"I didn't mean to kick your inseam."

And, really, it is kinda the same thing, idn't it? I mean...when you render it down to its base bits, eh?

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*not to be mistaken for MIS-HERD a la a Shepherding Mishap. That's for another column.