A Charitable Offering for the Aspiring Bands with a Lack of Moniker Ambition

A smallish listing of potential Band Names and/or Nonsense from which the Flummoxed Almost 'Rock Stars' can choose from:


Moon-Key Shines

Inseam Sloth

Hot DaGo-Go Gopher Headdress

Nuget Infused Coin Purse

Ill-Fated Brimley Trousers

Farmer McKensie's Self-Churned Overall 'Aloe'

Watering Hole-itosis

Spiney Bifida, the Spasm Man

Unbathed Cow-orker's Cubicle of Malador

Continental Divide starring John Belushi

Inuit Igloo Mating Goo (with complimentary Walri-Tusk Shiv)

Mr. Do's Shame Nozzle

Ray Bradbury's Dandelion Wine (tapped straight from his Urinary Tract)

Russian Bathhouse Squeegee Debris

Asexual Food Entourage

Liam Gallagher's Tambourine Murse

Gary Glitter's Panel Van Seasoning

Iberian Peninsula Rain Gutter

Birch Bark Ca-noodling