A Music-related Metaphor Goes Uh-Rye...er...Awry

No, really, man...this whole situation with Alphonse and the loaf of bread is...is like what the song Sneakin' Sally through the Alley by Robert Palmer was all about, you know what I mean? Well, sure the song is about adultery and all...er...and, correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't THINK a person can conduct an Affaire de Coeur with rye or pumpernickel (though--heh--'schwarzbrot' does sound kinda dirty, eh? Figures with them Germans)...er...and it's not like THAT'S what was going on anyway...at least according to the head baker and the flour sifting guy...neither of whom are named Sally and, considering Al's girth, he ain't got no Sneakin' in him......and...and Palmer's been dead for years and, contrary to popular culture, Zombies don't REALLY exist...so no post-Dirt-Nap stroll for the late singer...but...uhm...well...I mean...dammit...the Bread Didn't Butter itself, OK?!?

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