Fookin' Commas!!!

"You don't taste Christian."

Either the flavor is quite unlike what one would expect when eating a Jesus Freak OR a dire warning not to place your lips/tongue on/near some fellow named Christian (who obviously is very self-conscious about his own gustatory perception).

OR

"You don't taste, Christian."

Or perhaps the fellow named Christian is self-conscious of his own sapidity due to the fact that, sadly, he lacks one.


Chew on that 'un for a spell, larder...er...pardner.

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