Overheard in line at the Gas Station Yesterday:


One Fellow (whispering...and clearly not effectively since I can report this): I accidentally took my Wife's Lady Pill yesterday.

Other Fellow: Oh, shit, man!

TIP (jumps in with a sympathetic tone): Oh. My. GOD! That happened to my eldest son! He took to wearing....decorative scarves. We had to have his stomach pumped!

First Fellow: Get out of here!

TIP: Will do! (leaves)