Another TIP TALL TALE from Work

Cow-Orker (unsolicited): I always use names of my pets or lady friends for my passwords at work.

TIP (I see...whaddaya fishing for here, pal?): Hmm. I always go with the names of the Superheroes I created as a kid.

Cow-Orker: Like?

TIP: Well, I'm not one to share this kind of info but, since I don't use these particular ones anymore, Hamboy and Porklad.

Cow-Orker (slightly taken aback bacon): These...these were characters you created?

TIP: I was inspired by my dad's years working the killing floor at Hormel.

Cow-Orker: Ohhh.