Today's NotHistory Lesson
"Could you explain the Russia/Georgia situation?"
In 1971 Duane Allman slid his motorcycle (or mota-sickle as he was oft-heard to mutter due to his dislike for the letter R due to a heightened loathing for Communists) into a truck (tuck) and lost his life (or so they say)...you see where this is going, yes, comrade?.
That's right; the real tensions (AND specific consonant abhorance) came to a head when it was discovered that guitarist Duane Allman was actually a long-thought-dead (and apparently extremely long-lived and/or reincarnated) Grigori Rasputin hiding in plain sight as a member of the Allman Brothers.
Or maybe not.
(ahem)
T
(or maybe so...perhaps a recovering groupie from the late 60s/early 70s could take a gander at the pickled dong of Rasputin and get back to us with a Yea or Nay? Feel free to Google Image Search that for...er...details)
((oh...the OTHER Georgia?!?)
"Could you explain the Russia/Georgia situation?"
In 1971 Duane Allman slid his motorcycle (or mota-sickle as he was oft-heard to mutter due to his dislike for the letter R due to a heightened loathing for Communists) into a truck (tuck) and lost his life (or so they say)...you see where this is going, yes, comrade?.
That's right; the real tensions (AND specific consonant abhorance) came to a head when it was discovered that guitarist Duane Allman was actually a long-thought-dead (and apparently extremely long-lived and/or reincarnated) Grigori Rasputin hiding in plain sight as a member of the Allman Brothers.
Or maybe not.
(ahem)
T
(or maybe so...perhaps a recovering groupie from the late 60s/early 70s could take a gander at the pickled dong of Rasputin and get back to us with a Yea or Nay? Feel free to Google Image Search that for...er...details)
((oh...the OTHER Georgia?!?)
posted by Tony at 5:22 PM
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